Clif Walter Martin inspired a song in me to the tune of the Kingston Trio song about the MTA: (Metropolitan Transit Authority) with credit to them.
"All I wanted to do was to go to Meijer,
to pick up some groceries,
But all I could do was get lost in the detours,
Chorus: But will I ever return? No, I'll never return,
and my fate is still unlearned,
I will ride forever through the streets of Muskegon,
I'm a gal, who'll never return.
Well, all I did was to take the wrong U-Turn..
And now, it's a quarter past 3.
I'll never afford to see my brother in Stoton,
nor my cousin in Eau Clairee.
Chorus: But will I ever return? No, I'll never return,
and my fate is still unlearned,
I will ride forever through the streets of Muskegon,
I'm a gal, who'll never return.
All night long, I've been following detours,
Neither store nor home, I see.
The only way out of this construction,
is to head for Michigan City.
New chorus.
But will I ever return?
No, I'll never return,
and my fate is still unlearned,
I will drive forever,
Through Michigan City,
through Chicago, and never return!"
(This is what little old ladies at grocery stores are really doing when they seem deep in thought.)