Pizza or Bust!

I had a very carefully planned store hopping 🦘 plan in mind, which I was proud to carry out, even to the point of calling📞 Bill to see if he could pick up some vitamins Sunday, so I wouldn't have to make another stop. Meijer was my final stop, and it went as smoothly as the other two... bottle deposits, special coupons, etc..., or so I thought. Final purchase, the Pizza,🍕 the two kinds we usually get were gone, and I had this special coupon. Another phone call 📞wherein I explained I could still cut up onion slices and green peppers for the pepperoni and cheese pizza. No, we couldn't skip the pizza for another time. I wanted it tonight. I was very proud to have completed this project, just in time for getting back for O'Donnell, but ever the watchful husband finds the pizza to be...thawed. I mentioned it was the very last purchase from the freezer? I was to check the phone 📞number on it, and they were closed, so time to check the internet. Continual protests about me being flexible and having something else, like shrimp🍤...ugh! Wife protests back, No, I want my pizza!🍕 So, back to the store, saying over and over, it's not their fault, cool it. Long story short, I got my way, and got my solid, frozen🥶 pizza. 🍕 The plan was to show them my receipt on the way out. No one checked, so I just waltzed out,💃 got to the car, 🚗realized what I'd done, and decided, if they have a problem with me not showing my receipt, they can follow me in a cop car🚓 right to my door, and I'll have it ready for them.