Lord, Send Me a Sign

Okay...Grocery store adventures! 🛒 Yesterday's was a bit uneventful, except the 3 oz paper cups at Dollar💲 Tree 🌳turned out to actually be 2 oz cups, but Bill likes miniature things, so he's planning on putting coke in them. (They make good viewing-at-home communion glasses, too.)
As I entered Meijer today, there were these big old signs on the doors telling the customers that state law says they MUST wear a mask. "Well," I thought, "that does it. Surely, they'll comply with those signs." Oh contrare! Again, about 1/3 were wandering aimlessly about 🚶‍♀️🚶‍♂️ as if they'd failed their remedial reading 📖courses. As for arrows, ⬆️⬇️which are pretty easy to understand, you still managed to meet up with folks going the wrong way on a one-way "street". The 1/3 were also hard of hearing, because they failed to hear the P.A.📢 pep talk on using hand sanitizers and other precautions, (like wearing masks) which explained the why's and wherefores of doing those things. As I said, Bill likes miniature things, so I got him a teeny-tiny hand sanitizer bottle (and one for me, too).
But there were other good things like, actually finding bona fide masks😷 in the health section. I was wearing a sock.🧦 Now, I'd grown quite fond of socks on the face, so I traveled in a circuitous fashion, after getting Meijer-priced ink cartridges, ending up in the sock section. I thought the prices were "highway robbery" for just socks. I wanted something distinctive, and this took a long time to evaluate. I was about to "cave" to Hanes, but my eyes wandered to yet another display I hadn't seen, Aha! Only $5 for 2 pair. (As luck would have it, the receipt showed the 2 pair marked down to $1.25!) The distinctive aspect of one of the pairs is multi-colored puppy paw🐕🐶 prints. So, I hope I don't screw up the cutting and creative process.
Had to wait to hit the cleaning aisle before I found the nearly extinct disposable latex gloves. 🦖
And last but not least, food,🍉🍌🍒🥕which will hopefully carry us for another, say, week and a half.