Lineup of commercials:
1) Ordering Uber Eats, (eating take outs: natural weight gainer. and all you did was pick up your phone to call for a delivery),
2)Pre-Made food concoctions to store in the fridge (no energy expended there. And these even get delivered, as well),
3)Saying goodnight to your kid and tapping on your phone to close all locks and turn off all lights (so you won't even have to walk around the house to do those things, now),
4) Sign up for Nutri-System for Men for all the weight you've gained sitting around during lockdown.
So...
Who needs a lockdown to gain weight, when you don't even get off your butt during normal life?
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